Colby still has his minor seizures (when I say seizure think muscle twitch, we've all had them and that's what Colby's look like) pretty much everyday, just minor and only a couple a day, mainly concentrated in his left leg. But he did have a very funny one just the other day. I must say it is very weird and surreal to talk about a "funny" seizure your kid had the other day. Three weeks ago I would never have used the word "funny" and "seizure" in the same sentence. But I guess this is our reality and the little things that become normal can eventually bring out different emotions from, say, the first time you experience it. This seizure instantly brought to mind a Seinfeld-esque moment. You all know what I'm talking about. Numerous life events that we all experience, good, bad, funny, crazy, aside from absolute tragedy, can be related back to a Seinfeld episode. And if your specific incident didn't happen to come up in a Seinfeld episode you often can certainly see it being a focal point of one. To give an example of what I'm talking about (I have a ton, trust me) I think back to my days as a studly student on the campus of UofM. I was hanging out with this girl and we were just getting to know each other. Hanging out, talking. While we were conversing, I passed some gas, farted, tooted, what ever you want to call it. This incident was completely unexpected. I had no time to prepare. I was mortified, but this girl never acknowledged it, didn't crack a smile, give me a weird look, nothing!, Needless to say, I told all my buddys in the dorm what had happened and after incredible ridicule, people began to think maybe she didn't hear it. I couldn't imagine, there was just no way. I was absolutely embarrassed and eventually told my friend who had introduced me to this girl, what had happened. After expecting my friend to kick me for attempting to ruin her perfect streak of matchmaking by dropping bombs, she proceeds to tell me... "Oh, didn't I tell you she's deaf in one ear." WHOA! STOP THE CAR! WHAT!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Wait.... a..... minute....., so there's a chance that this girl didn't even hear that. My first thought was I'm living my own Seinfeld episode. So this unbelievable exclamation started numerous discussions on our floor regarding the matter. Did she even hear it? Maybe she didn't hear it cause SHE'S DEAF! I was in my own personal controversy. A main point of contention was whether her deaf side was her right or left side, this mattered greatly to whether or not I was totally in the clear! Give me a grassy knoll, a second tooter and we have our own personal government conspiracy! To wrap this lovely tale up, my matchmaking friend was able to find out she DID hear the lovely noise and was okay with it, BUT we only saw each other a couple more times. If you can believe it, this story is the number two Seinfeld moment of my life. Yes, that's right, I have one moment that tops that, its close between the two as to which story should be number 1, but I think I've selected wisely. I'll reveal number 1 in a future post. Back to the dude I'm supposed to be talking about, Colby. Colby's little Seinfeld-esque moment occured Saturday or Sunday, can't remember now. We put him in his car seat and picked him up to leave, as I picked up the car seat he started moving his eyebrows up and down. "Hey, look at Colby, he's giving us the eyebrows!" You know the move when someone's trying to be cute, like the kid from Home Alone, they raise and lower their eyebrows. We instantly thought how cute and then started to think wait, he's a little young to be doing that, then thought wait is that an eyebrow seizure??? You can see how this progressed thru a whole gamut of emotions. It lasted only about ten seconds and I instantly thought this incident has Seinfeld episode written all over it. Obviously the baby would have to be replaced by a woman and she would have to be doing the flirty eyebrow thing to George, then George would go over introduce himself, say I noticed you flirting with me, she'd be eating dinner with her boyfriend he'd get mad at George and the girl for flirting yada, yada, yada... :)
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Scott